Saturday, April 28, 2007

Guy falls asleep @ the wheel on youtube

Today, I heard from a few associates at work that there was a video circulating through youtube about a live video cam showing a guy fall asleep at the wheel. I know it shouldn't be funny but...(I'll let you be the judge).

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Regarding the VT massacre...

So many people think that the VT massacre signifies the "end of the world." It doesn't! If, when this happened, people took a blind eye or sighed and said "Oh no...another massacre...honey what are we having for dinner?" then you would know the end is coming. If something like this became so common that people no longer took notice or did anything to help, then-and only then-would there be something wrong. As long as human nature prevails and people still unify at the conclusions of these types of horrific events, humanity will continue. So very often do people underestimate mankind.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

OMG, the day I've had!

Well, everything was going great (I had an first day, on-the-job training today at 9:30am). I left the house on time, got on the highway and everything was going great...until I realized I had left something-my shoes!! Well, not my driving shoes, but my dress shoes (b/c I have to where business atire). So then, I was like, I have to go back home to get my shoes. Once I got off at the nearest exit, I realized I really didn't have time to go all the way back home-or I could but I just would've gotten to work a-gagillion minutes late. So, I speed over to Gwinnett Place Mall, but aparently they're not open at 9:00 in the morning. So I jumped back in my car and drove to Payless... and they're not open either. At this point I was running out of options (it was 15 minutes until work time). So, after I almost gave up, I drove over to Target and-Thanks to all that is good and holy on this Earth-it was open. I ran in, bought a pair of dress shoes I usually wouldn't, bought a box of wheat bars and jumped back in my car (5 minutes to d-day). And of course I called to my employer and let them know I was to be late. And, when I finally got their 20 minutes late, I threw of my tennis shoes and put on my new dress shoes. Those shoes were so big I felt like I were wearing slippers!! I could've sworn I was a size thirteen but I guess I was wrong...

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Zach Johnson- you da man!!

Tiger Woods is an excellent golfer and all that but I kinda got tired of him winning ALL the time. Every time you would turn on the t.v., you'd hear that dred sports announcer "Woods won the 70th annual Master's championship for the 98th time in a row!! YE-HAH (cuz you know all sports anouncers are from the south)" It was starting to sound like he was the inflated celebrity and all the other contestants were there just to make hime look good. Here's an article with him trying to explain himself for losing without saying the actual words "It's about time somebody beat me..."

Woods Reflective On Runner-up Finish (article from

Sunday, April 8, 2007Art Stricklin
When Tiger Woods thinks about why he tied for second in the 71st Masters Tournament, he won’t reflect on Sunday’s dramatic play. He didn’t consider the four-iron he broke off a tree on No. 11, not the approach shot in the water on the par-5 15th, or the missed six-foot birdie putt on the par-3 16th.
His thoughts go deeper than that as the chief reason he failed to win the fifth Green Jacket.
“I basically blew this tournament with two rounds (Thursday and Saturday) when I had bogey, bogey finishes,” he said “That’s four-over in two holes and you just can’t afford to do that and win major championships.”
That bogey-bogey finishes proved to be vital as the winning margin for 2007 Masters champion Zach Johnson was two shots.
“It’s frustrating in the sense that I just made a couple of mistakes,” Woods said. As he usually does, Woods made things interesting for the patrons on a sunny Easter Sunday. He entered the final round playing in the last group, one shot behind third round leader Stuart Appleby. A first nine 37 dropped him farther back. Then the traditional second nine fireworks started. He bogeyed the par-4 10th hole to fall three shots behind Johnson, Appleby, Retief Goosen and Rory Sabbatini. On the 11th hole his drive went into the woods on the right and finding himself stymied behind a tree, Woods broke his four-iron but the ball flew into the fairway.
“That’s not the first time that’s happened,” Woods said of the broken club. “I did that at the 1999 Tour Champions when I hit a rock.”
Despite snapping his club, Woods managed a par save. On the par-3 12th, he said he hit a 5-iron and managed another two-putt par.
“I had to hit it a hard as I could and work it to get it on the green, but it worked out,” Woods said.
He made his only eagle of the week 13th, rolling in a two-foot eagle putt to cut his deficit to two shots, but that proved to be his last challenge of the round.
“I thought it would be great,” he said. “I made three there and hit a perfect drive on 14 and wound up in a divot. So I’m thinking, ‘here we go.’ I probably hit the best shot I hit all week to give myself a putt at it.
His six-footer on the par-3 16th, his last realistic chance to close to gap on Johnson, also failed to fall. Woods said he is never happy to finish second, but he was not surprised to see Johnson, his 2006 Ryder Cup teammate, earn his first Green Jacket.
“Zach is a good player; he proved that making the Ryder Cup team and he played the best today,” Woods said.
With that, the four-time Masters champion and world’s top-ranked golfer was gone.'

PS: If you didn't understand any of that golf mumbo-jumbo, you're not alone. I have no idea what a bogey is.... I might as well be reading spanish.

Monday, April 9, 2007

Those sunsilk commercials crack me up!

I'll be at home watching something lame like america's Funnest home Videos or the new season of Mad TV (you know that show isn't funny anymore). And, all of a sudden, a sunsilk commercial comes on and for thirty seconds I am delighted. Their so mean to eahother but it's, like, in a friendly way. The blondes joke about the brunettes and the brunettes back fire-it's WONDERFUL. I love these's just a shame that I'm neither blonde, a brunette or a girl! I hope you enjoy.


Saturday, April 7, 2007

My first blog :-p

Will someone answer me one question...Since when is Spanish the most difficult language known to man. I mean, I find it really difficult to understand this language! It's the most dificult class I've taken since AP Biology my seniore year in high school. One night, when leaving class, my professor said: "Buenos noches!" and I'm like "What did you call me?" and he's like "Buenos noches, it means...." "I know you just didn't call me what I THANK you just called me!" and he's like "Goodbye Brian" with a big sigh. But, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it. I just need to figure out a way to increase, or get, my spanish vocabulary. Maybe if I knew what was being said, I'd be okay in this class.

I also recently found out about this Lauren Conrad (the amazing lead of the Hills, an MTV reality show) and ex-boyfriend, Jason, made a sex tape. I got this excerpt from Perez

'MTV reality star Lauren Conrad is the latest girl in young Hollywood with a homemade porno about to be made public, sources reveal exclusively to
The Hills star made a sex tape with former boyfriend, bad boy Jason Wahler, who has been arrested three times in the last twelve months and was recently sentenced to serve time.
"Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail," a source close to Wahler tells us. "LC will lose her mind when she finds out!"
Conrad, obviously, was aware of the tape's existence. "Lauren tried to break into Jason's apartment to get the tape," says a mutual friend of the pair. "She was practically stalking him and calling non-stop until he finally agreed to give her the video."
But, what LC doesn't know is that Wahler wisely kept a copy of the tape, sources tells, which he is now trying to peddle.
"They edit around the show to make Lauren look like a goodie two shoes on The Hills, but she's hardly a saint," says an insider on the show. "LC is gonna pop more Adderal then she usually does when she finds out that news of the sex tape was made public."
And it might leak online if Jason isn't able to sell the video, we're told.
One person who's seen the tape says that it's fairly standard stuff. No watersports or anal sex, but....
The viewer couldn't help but notice "LC's got really large beef curtains."
Says a friend of the reality TV star, "She's got overly large girly bits. Everyone knows."'

Personally, I fell awful that this info got out. I like Lauren on the Hills and I liked her on Leguna Beach. The only reason they made a sex tape was probably just something for the two of them to enjoy. Something she most definitly didn't want to hear, see or think about ever again. And now it's being blasted all over the internet! well-LC-I'm on your side :-)